Would You Rather

Everyone im aware probably knows the game would you rather but just in case if im wrong which i never am but anyways... the point of this game is very simple....ask players to choose between two uncomfortable choices lol yes it really is that simple...rules however are to be respected... dont answer your own would you rather, have thoughtful questions, be respectful of peoples answers, once you choose an anser please tell us why you chose that one, and if more than one individual is on this at a time please wait a sec to make sure the question hasnt already been answered! Ty and have fun.....

To start us off....

Would you rather get caught raping a chicken or be raped by a emu with no one there to help.....

umm be raped less embarresing that way..


would you rather eat a decomposing body or get eaten by a band of zombies?

eaten by zombies only for i can become one myself....

Would you rather nail all your fingers to a table or break every bone in your hand?

nail all my fingers to the table faster healing time maybe


would you rather lose one leg do to stupidity or get your arm caught in a snow blower

i'd take the snowblower, just because i know i have a good chance of getting (most of) it out of said snowblower. they actually have a bit of space between the rotors

ok since jermey didnt put a would you rather so i will



would you rather eat a bucket or worms or be eaten by dogs?

i'll take the dogs. at least then i cna try to beat them away

and woops

hmmm.....

would you rather be thrown against a wall of razorblades, or swallow 13 razorblades, one at a time?

thrown against the wall pain is over quicker




Would you rather bleed to death slowly and painfully or have your toe nails and finger nails ripped one by one.

I WOULD LIKE TO BLEED OUT SLOWLY. MY TURN~~~

Would you rather be given a 3 hour massage with a cheese grater or eat a lightbulb?

eat a lightbulb, cuz i know how to do it right!

would you rather have searing hot needles poked into every pore of your body, or have one big brand applied to your face?

I will take the brand so long as it's a cool design. And no matter how you eat that light bulb, it's gotta come OUT somehow too...

Would you rather have your eyes dried out of your head or your legs cut off in slices?

but the bigger brand also has more mass and thus greater heat capacity.

i'll have my eyes dried out. it has been so long since i saw real beauty anyway....

would you rather have your hand cut and a vein pulled out through the cut, or have a wooden wedge driven into your elbow? (and left there)

vain oull out i could deal with that

wouldyou rather be stuck in an island with two million copies of the stupidest person you know or eat your own arm

i would eat my arm. DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, i would commit suicide if i had to be stuck with that many copies of jeff....

this could be an interesting one...

would you rather have a night with a succubus (or incubus) and have your heart eaten after, or die a quick and peaceful death?

quick and peacefull...thats how i want to go


would you rather eat a bucket of rotten body parts or have to cut off your arms and legs with dull saw

eat a bucket of rotten body parts because alil cannibalism wont hurt anyone...

Would you rather choose your own death or choose when u die?

choose when i die...reason ill keep to myself



would you rather die becuase someone slit your wirst and you bleed out or get kick in the nuts over and over(guy) or for the girls get punched in the boobs over and over

slit your wrists.......balls are for my touching only ahahahahahahahahahaha i made a funny....


Would you rather paper cut your eyeballs or blowtorch your tongue?

lol nice jeff paper but my eye balls less painfull maybe


would you rather stay alive even though it meant your friend would die or die so your friend would live.

die becuase my friends are foreverr



would you rather sleep nude on a bed of nails for 2 days or be anally probed with barbed wire for 2 minutes?

i'll take the bed of nails. a little less invasive.

would you rather drink mineral spirits or be tied to an electrostatic generator that will be slowly turned up to the lethal point over 48 hours?

mineral spirits over way quicker



would you rather eat a tub of broken glass or eat a ship full of wood shavings.

the shavings, as long as i can get a little water i might make it lol....

would you rather have a google needles stuck all over your body, or be punched in the face a google times?
(a google i "1" followed by one million zeros)

needles tht i can survive! being punched that many times anyone would die.



would you rather jumo up and down on needs (point up) over and over again for two hours or would you stab yourself over and over for three hours

Needles.


Not thinking for yourself or not being loved?